January 2012
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I tried to eat a granola bar without getting any food or crumbs on my bed.
After opening it and having everything fly everywhere, I said to myself, “Off to a crummy start” and then laughed alone in my room for a good 2 minutes.
Anonymous asked: post a pic of your hands
I had a dream last night that I was just playing with my dog.
Not fighting crime with him. Not flying up skyscrapers. Not even having him be a talking dog.
We were just playing, and I was loving it.
If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
– Lemony Snicket
Advice about women from my Dad
“Simply admire them for their beauty and curves and all the other incredible things about them. No need to concern yourself with connecting with them or meaningful relationships, they’re women after all. Save the deep stuff for your drinking buddies.”
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I saw a friend of mine the other day and he told me that my eyes were gleaming. I said I had been away, and he knew. He knew the depths I was meaning. And it felt so good to see his face. All the comfort invested in my soul. Oh, to feel the warmth of a smile when he said: “I’m happy to have you home.” I’m happy to have you home.
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The best thing about used books is the writing often found inside of the pages, left there by a previous owner. I just bought this book called Art & Fear and despite the fact that the book is the most amazing thing I have ever read (it’s such a comfort reading all the thoughts that I had in my head but could never put into words) there are little handwritten notes, ideas, underlined...
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I just want to shake some people and yell LIFE IS SHORT. You’re going to die pretty fucking soon. I’m sorry, but you are. The Olympics were four fucking years ago. That’s four years of your life. Gone. Vanished. There goes another 30 seconds. Poof. So here’s what you should do:
Better yourself. Be the best fucking person you can be, honestly.
Lose the pettiness. Gone....
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All hope once gained is now lost in a single blink...
This too shall pass.
My dad just told me he was going to buy a webcam so I could Skype with my dog.
So there was this guy who tried an experiment at his university. He wrote his name and address on sheets of paper and began handing them out to every beautiful girl he saw. Only this guy had a different view than most, he saw beauty in everything. So he began handing out hundreds of papers per day. Most of the girls who got these sheets of paper would feel flattered, others would crumple it...
These three albums are all I listen to:
Lost In The Trees - All Alone In An Empty House
Horse Feathers - House With No Home
Youth Lagoon - The Year Of Hibernation
So I live in Hawaii now…
December 2011
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sofsticated fuck princess please leave me alone.
falling asleep in the bath
People are so strange. There’s this new sickness we all seem to have contracted, the “fear of missing out” and it’s killing us. Slowly, sure, but it’s still killing us the same. Everyone wants to know what you’re doing for New Years Eve, what your grades are, what you got for Christmas, what you did last weekend, what you’re doing tonight… They want...